S&M PURCHASE ALIENS FROM NASA FOR 'ASS-TRONAUT' MUSIC VIDEO - TURN TO PAGE 8            THE GUYS KNOW VICTORIA'S SECRET            S&M TO ACCEPT KEY TO THE WORLD            S&M RESCUE CHILEAN MINERS WITH LIMITED EDITION EXTENDED GUCCI BELT            S&M PLUG BP OIL LEAK WITH CASH & DESIGNER SOCKS            S&M PICTURE TO REPLACE DEFINITION OF 'COOL' IN WEBSTER DICTIONARY